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Humphrey

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$82.5 $165 In stock

Category: Toy Mounts

Take a trip down memory lane with Humphrey, a pillow-shaped sex toy mount that beats out your childhood pillow by a landslide. Soft yet sturdy and easy to straddle, Humphrey gives an improved, adult spin to standard pillow-humping of days past. Two secure toy pockets enhance solo or partnered play, fit for rideable toys, wands, and bullet vibes. Dress Humphrey in any King-size pillowcase for ultimate discretion, leaving guests none the wiser when the mount isn't in use.

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Harper U. ★★★★★

I was skeptical about the whole pillow mount idea, but this thing is genuinely soft yet sturdy enough that it doesn't slide around. Straddling it is easy and way more comfortable than I expected.

Julian P. ★★★★★

Wasn't sure a pillow mount would stay put, but this thing is soft yet sturdy and doesn't slide around at all. Straddling it is way easier than I expected, and it holds its shape instead of flattening out. My old childhood pillow never did me this many favors.

Grace ★★★★★

Didn't expect a pillow to actually hold its shape this well, but it stays sturdy even when I shift my weight around. Straddling it is way easier than I figured, and the whole thing just feels natural to use.